: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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