it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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