People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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