Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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