I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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