Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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