All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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