dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Sacagawea was the original milf.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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