Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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