Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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