just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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