I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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