Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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