No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
The air taste purple.
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