i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Hippo gnu deer
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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