you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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