hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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