Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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