Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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