no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Just puked most of my soul out..
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