...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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