I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
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whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
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I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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