The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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