drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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