dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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