Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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