Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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