He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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