She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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