they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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