New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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