you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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