I need help removing her.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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