Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i think i have herpe
just one?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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