C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My vagina just recognized that song.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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