I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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