you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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