I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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