is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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