Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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