I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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