The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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