Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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