He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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