recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Alive.
So much puke
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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