She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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