Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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