Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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