i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize