do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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